Hosts and Work-Women Need Not Apply

by Justin

Stopped in at Cracker Barrel the other day, looking for some work (no, I went for the pot roast, silly goose). Didn’t have much luck filling the any host positions.

No, they weren’t all filled. They just don’t have any. They didn’t even have a sign that said hosts. Trust me, I asked.

Now, this next sign doesn’t look like it’s from the 1950’s, but it’s a little tough to tell – since it doesn’t refer to all those women I see on the highways holding a tiny SLOW sign. What would you put on the sign?