Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

by Justin

There are probably a handful of you out there that know about my weirdest fascinations. One of these fascinations, I’ll have to admit is…wait for it…TOAST!!

So imagine my delight when I discovered this in a hospitality room at a Vermont hospital (wait, did I just say that?).

Persons and persons, I am pleased to debut for you…individually wrapped toasting breads.

[Note: debut is transitive; I looked it up. Stop yer sniggering.]